Late Rapper’s Delight-Sometimes I Feel Like Snoop
I said I wasn’t sure
but he just kept on
Wining me
Dining me
Fucking mainlining me
Reclining me
Entwining me
Sometimes 69’ing me
Driving me
Jiving me
Reviving me
Tripping me
Stripping me
Clipping me
He’s gone so far as to try
Double-dipping me
Feeding me
Needing me
Bleeding me
Calling me
Mauling me
Often enthralling me
Stalking me
Rocking me
Detoxing me
Roadblocking me
Caressing me
Impressing me
Distressing me
From time to time compressing me
Jumping me
Humping me
Pumping me
Once or twice dumping me
Inviting me
Igniting me
Biting me
Delighting me
Binding me
Finding me
Unwinding me
Placating me
Elating me
Negating me
Jubilating me
Gyrating me
Masturbating me
Fornicating me
Disguising me
Economizing me
Surprising me
Hypnotizing me
Occasionally sodomizing me.
Alice Thierry 
I love this. A wordy and sexy delight.
You are a witty, talented woman
And there is nothing quite like a little sodomy between lovers to ring the changes
It’s a bit silly but I had all of these words jumbling around in my brain…I feel better to have set them free. 🙂 Plus I feel like a rapper! I’m making illicit hand gestures for you!
Bisous,
Dawn
Ah, if only ….
Funny. Someone set it to a beat. 🙂
It was in a beat in my head too!
Bisous C.C.
Dawn
This is great. sorry it’s only occasional, though.
🙂 You are silly!
Bisous,
Dawn
“Double-dipping me” not sure what that means, but it makes me giggle. 🙂
hihihihi! Double-dipping is where you dip your carrot stick into a steaming artichoke dip at a Christmas party and then you dip that same stick in once again…but not in this context really.
I’ll let you ponder on that!
Bisous,
Me
I like – fo’ shizzle!
🙂 Yay!!!
(Yo!)
Bises,
Dawn
Throw on a little Sugar Hill Gang, bob your head and off it goes!
Loved it 🙂
Thanks! It reminds me of boom boxes and forth grade…sort of! 🙂
Boom Box Bisous,
Dawn
LOL .. I hear you on that!
That is great stuff!
Love the humor and those rolling of words ; )
Thank you! I had fun writing it too! (I felt like smoking a joint and drinking gin, but I didn’t!)
Bisous,
Dawn
Damn gurl! This is the shiznit! Really, I enjoyed the hell out of this and could feel every action. I love the style of this.
Wow…over a year later, I realize that I missed your comment. Sorry about that. I’m flaky sometimes. Scattered.
It’s fun to reread yourself. Makes me think i must use drugs, yet I don’t.
Apologetic Bisous,
Dawn
He is a busy mother fucker!
I know! I want to meet him! SHIT!!!
wow baby you might have missed your true calling, that was brilliant 😉 I may have to craft some beats for this
I’ve probably missed my whole pathetic life! I keep hoping it’s not too late to pull things together, get famous and wear really expensive shoes.
That would be cool if you put this to music!
Rhythm and Bisous,
Dawn
He sounds like a very luck chap, and I can’t help but think he must have enjoyed every second of his time with you 😡
He’s a fictional character AM! Unfortunately for me!
Rapper’s Bisous,
Dawn
I kind of guessed that. But he’d be a very lucky chap if he wasn’t. 😉