This is just a parenthesis between Mouth and my next body part. If you are both an alcoholic and environmentally conscious, you will sooner or later be confronted with A Bottle Dilemma. This problem occurs when you have loads of bottles hanging around like bad friends, and you know it would be so easy just to throw them in the big trash dumpster in your garden and be rid of them forever. When there were less of them, you thought it would be a healthy and responsible action to put them in bags and walk your fat ass down to a conveniently located recycling bin…but of course now there are far too many. This happens so quickly. You find yourself wondering where the time goes, disappearing forever behind you, bottles piling up in every silent corner. Although you know that just trashing them would be the easiest solution, you cannot seem to do it. You envision the whole miserable planet polluted with your own sickness (among others) and you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat asking yourself, “How can I get rid of these fucking bottles?” because you know that they are the physical proof of your undeniable weakness.